Horrified onlookers gasped in shock not once, but TWICE, at the L.A. Convention Centre this weekend as Kim Kardashian stepped to the podium at the annual 'Cosmetic Surgeons For The Beautification of America' convention. SHOCK ONE: Kardashian's 12 (!) inch waist.
SHOCK TWO: Mrs. Kanye West opened her mouth to speak and the TOP OF A LUNG squirted out of her mouth.
Kardashian was rushed to Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles with husband Kanye West by her side. The waist training accident was due to what E.R. Physician Chaz Elkhorn, described as 'a futile attempt to use a waist trainer to squeeze into a dress with a 12 inch waist. One lung was forced up the esophagus, which caused severe distension of the neck and pressure on the carotid artery, which is why she fainted."
"Wait a minute, doc," West interjected, "Hold on here, hold on, you need to respeck the artist. Beyonce is the artist. You need to respeck that."
A bewildered Dr. Elkhorn left the ER to check on his patient who was resting comfortably in a private room. "I...feel...much...much...bet...ter..." Kardashian explained after loosening her trainer to 18 inches.
In a string of Tweets, Kardashian thanked her fans for their concern. She also warned against extreme use of the popular corsets, "I...was....extreme...Don't...be...silly like...me.... Eigh...teen inches ...is a.... much... more realistic... goal...
And...you...know...it doesn't...hurt...nearly...as...much as...trying....for ...twelve. And...you...can... talk...almost...normal."
"Wait a minute, honey," West interrupted, "You don't have to type it like that."
"Like......what.....?"
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